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    Default 01-07-2013, 01:07 AM
    If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.

    Be careful what you purchase on eBay.

    A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger.

    Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

    Instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight"
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    Default 01-11-2013, 12:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.

    Be careful what you purchase on eBay.

    A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger.

    Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

    Instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight"

    When I was a kid my two cousins and I bought a "pecker stretcher" out of a condom machine at a Texaco filling station restroom. What the small package actually contained was a miniature red cross litter about two inches long. Just the thing if your wounded weanie had to be carried off the battlefield. I still laugh today when I recall what rubes we were.
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    Default 01-12-2013, 11:10 PM
    Rest In Peace America
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    Default 01-13-2013, 12:04 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse View Post
    Hah! Truth in labeling at work!
    We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.
    In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

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