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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    ................Probably my favorite movie line of all is a woman saying to a man, seductively, "You're not very smart, are you? I LIKE that in a man."
    I'm beginning to think you are a lot older than you claim.......

    Actually, I found the movie, but I've never seen it, so I won't name it.
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    Bachelor Party.

    Try this!

    Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity

    Or

    This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbuck View Post
    I'm beginning to think you are a lot older than you claim.......

    Actually, I found the movie, but I've never seen it, so I won't name it.
    I claim to be 57; I've never seen the need to lie about my age. You can be a lot younger than that to have seen "Body Heat" (1981); the line is spoken by Kathleen Turner to William Hurt.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Bachelor Party.

    Try this!

    Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity
    Caddyshack
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Bachelor Party.

    Try this!

    Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity

    Or

    This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
    Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack...don't remember the character's name...

    How about this:
    If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass!
    We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.
    In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

    ~John Adams
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReinMan View Post
    How about this:
    Hancock? Not sure though. He did some head up the ass thing too.
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Hancock? Not sure though. He did some head up the ass thing too.
    You got it right. Tag you're it, your turn now!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    "Go show Carlo the tree".
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    "Go show Carlo the tree".
    Easy, the Godfather, I don't remember which one tho!

    Heres a hard one!

    First and always, I am a Necromonger commander. So if you're here to test my loyalty, you succeed only in testing my patience

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Easy, the Godfather, I don't remember which one tho!

    Heres a hard one!

    First and always, I am a Necromonger commander. So if you're here to test my loyalty, you succeed only in testing my patience
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    Dependable. I hate being dependable...
    Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
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    We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
    Ronald Reagan

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