Originally Posted by Rockntractor
Don't do that, it could make you snooty and aloof.
Bringing home the bacon
Remember these words:
Under the spreading chestnut tree...
Back in 2000, just before George W. Bush became president, the CIA published a 70-page report on what the world would be like in 2015.
We're now halfway through the year and it turns out that...
The water comes up in the bayou, the gator comes with it.
I guess the idiot was too drunk to read. Just lucky the girl with him was able to get out before the gator's buddies showed up.