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    Thought this was too funny not to share...

    Doityourself (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-11-08 09:28 AM
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    WHY .....
    DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

    BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

    JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.

    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

    AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

    AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

    REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT: I say, DAMN that chicken! Does that make me unpatriotic?

    COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

    JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

    RUSH LIMBAUGH: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

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    COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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    Why did the DUmmie cross the road?

    There was an online chimpeachment poll to DU on the other side.:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by FDK View Post
    Why did the DUmmie cross the road?

    There was an online chimpeachment poll to DU on the other side.:D

    Bwahahahahaha!
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    Pretty funny.
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    It is funny!

    That explains why there are no replies. :D
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    My smiles isn't working except the basic ones so, Nice. Very Nice.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FDK View Post
    Why did the DUmmie cross the road?

    There was an online chimpeachment poll to DU on the other side.:D
    Wait, I thought the DUmmy crossed the road to get to the overturned Cheetos truck.
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    Okay, now that one made me crack up. :D
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