Thread: Just wanted to let you know –
#1 Just wanted to let you know –01-15-2013, 10:29 PM
I received my "Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack" from the White House today.
It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich" poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a Koran, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my a%#.
All directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
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Originally Posted by Carol
01-15-2013, 10:58 PM
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- Mar 2002
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Dang! I always wanted one of those Bush posters!!!!May the FORCE be with you!
01-16-2013, 12:31 AM
Tell me more about this machine....
Farting smoke rings would be such a cool ice-breaker!We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
01-16-2013, 12:37 AM
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- Jul 2009
I wouldn't count on that parachute actually working if I were you.Olde-style, states' rights conservative. Ask if this concept confuses you.
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