I received my "Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack" from the White House today.

It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich" poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a Koran, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my a%#.

All directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

Keep Making a Difference!

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"We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations" - Chuck Swindoll