Boys Suspended For Using Fingers As Guns

[Apache]

This entire school administration and indeed the entire school board should be dragged out of their offices by their ears and pelted mercilessly with Nerf balls until they get their fucking shit straight and stop with this nonsense.

Pansy... use those red rubber balls we used to use for dodge-ball! Those had a bit of a sting to them....

[Odysseus]

In New York State, they've amended the law so that kids can point fingers at each other, but they are limited to five fingers per hand, so that they have to reload more often.

[JB]

Did they finger bang another student?

[noonwitch]

I do. It's fucking stupid. Little boys run around and play cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians. Millions upon millions upon millions of perfectly normal men today and even several generations past have grown up just fine while they played these games. There is not one damn thing wrong with kids playing like this, and I for one am sick and fucking tired of a bunch of touchy-feely Leftists getting their organic hemp panties in a twist because they're sticking their fucking noses in everyone else's business.

This entire school administration and indeed the entire school board should be dragged out of their offices by their ears and pelted mercilessly with Nerf balls until they get their fucking shit straight and stop with this nonsense.

I have to admit that I agree with the second paragraph completely.

[Jim54]

Well we're all so much safer now due to the fearless actions of the heroic school administrators. Why someone could have been held at fingerpoint and seriously traumatized for life! Maybe even forced to pull a finger on the non-fingergun hand! Oh, the huge manatee!

[Odysseus]

Well we're all so much safer now due to the fearless actions of the heroic school administrators. Why someone could have been held at fingerpoint and seriously traumatized for life! Maybe even forced to pull a finger on the non-fingergun hand! Oh, the huge manatee!

Pulling a finger could have released toxic vapors, which would have escalated to WMD use.