Only a very small number of white-collar criminals do any real jail time. The rest get re-elected.
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, go into politics to tax those who can for the benefit of those who won't.
He who can, does. He who cannot, write interminably on internet comment boards, leaving no doubt as to the distinction.
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Mayor Bloomberg's ban on chewing and swallowing will be hailed as a major breakthrough in the war on obesity.
"Complaining about not having a job" will be added to the media's list of things that are "right-wing racist code".