Thread: And Then:
#1 And Then:01-27-2013, 01:15 AM
Fred and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly
Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over..............women like that are hard to find."It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
01-27-2013, 07:24 AM
Jim happens to meet his good buddy George walking along the road with a case of beer under his arm.
Jim: "Hey George! Long time, no see! Whatcha up to?"
George: "Just picked up a case of beer for the wife!"
Jim: "Good trade, man!"We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
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