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  1. #1 The Jews Sank The Titanic......‏ 
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    The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.. .'

    'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, 'why not?'

    'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

    'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

    'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....Doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

    There's a few minutes of silence...

    'I no rike Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces.

    'Oh yeah, why not?' Asks the captain.

    'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

    'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

    'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all same!!'
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    I'm reporting you to the US Bad Joke Dept.
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    I thought that this was a transcript of the Hagel confirmation hearings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    I'm reporting you to the US Bad Joke Dept.
    You'll have to stand in line......
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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