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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    And The Prophet Zappa said:

    If she were my daughter, I'd...
    What would you do daddy?
    Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
    And strap her on again, oh baby!
    Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
    And strap her on again
    She's a teen-age baby and she turns me on
    I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn
    Gonna smother that girl in chocolate syrup -
    And boogie till the cows come home
    Beat ya to it, CW..:p:D
    That's an interesting way to treat you daughter. Do you share her with friends when they come to visit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    There's quite a picture HERE

    If she needs help carrying those around, I'm available. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    That has nothing to do with the point I was making. I wasn't even looking at it in a reglious context. It seems that for a lot of people here who have children poll dancing suddenly became an acceptable career move. That is what I found so amusing.
    As opposed to f**king the hockey captain and getting preggers? If I had the choice (and had a daughter), I think I would prefer the pole dancing. After all, both happen in the "best of families."
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    Chris Rock memorably said that his primary duty as a father, to his infant daughter, was "to keep her off the pole". "If you have a daughter, and she ends up on the pole, you fucked up."
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Chris Rock memorably said that his primary duty as a father, to his infant daughter, was "to keep her off the pole". "If you have a daughter, and she ends up on the pole, you fucked up."
    Well, some poles are more potent than others in their effects on people's lives...

    We'd go down to the river
    And into the river we'd dive
    Oh down to the river we'd ride

    Then I got Mary pregnant
    and man that was all she wrote
    And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat
    We went down to the courthouse
    and the judge put it all to rest
    No wedding day smiles no walk down the aisle
    No flowers no wedding dress

    That night we went down to the river
    And into the river we'd dive
    Oh down to the river we did ride

    I got a job working construction for the Johnstown Company
    But lately there ain't been much work on account of the economy
    Now all them things that seemed so important
    Well mister they vanished right into the air
    Now I just act like I don't remember
    Mary acts like she don't care
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    I got a pole she can dance on! :D
    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

    "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants, it is the creed of slaves." -William Pitt




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    Quote Originally Posted by NonConformist View Post
    I got a pole she can dance on! :D
    I think that was Bouncy Bristol's problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    That's an interesting way to treat you daughter. Do you share her with friends when they come to visit?
    Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?

    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    That has nothing to do with the point I was making. I wasn't even looking at it in a reglious context. It seems that for a lot of people here who have children poll dancing suddenly became an acceptable career move. That is what I found so amusing.
    Granted, what you're saying is true in light of the moral decline of America, but I guess most of us are reacting to the irony of a Muslim becoming a lap dancer, especially the daughter of a Muslim cleric.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RED View Post
    Granted, what you're saying is true in light of the moral decline of America, but I guess most of us are reacting to the irony of a Muslim becoming a lap dancer, especially the daughter of a Muslim cleric.
    True Dat.

    Also, I can't help but see a certain amount of humor in this situation. :D
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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