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    HR Corporate Scum patriot45's Avatar
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    Lets see how many you can get! No cheating! Brain busters, I got 4!!!
    This could be Evil!

    1. One morning while she was eating breakfast, Laura's diamond ring slipped off her finger and fell into a full cup of coffee, but the ring didn't get wet. Why not?

    2. Sam's father is five years older than Sam's grandfather. How can this be?

    3. What grows down while it grows up?

    4. Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
    Five in the middle is seen.
    The first of all letters, the first of all people,
    Take their place in between.
    Combine them all to make the name of a famous king.

    5. What is the only professional sport in which neither the players nor the spectators know the score until the match is over?

    6. What ship has two mates but no captain?

    7. What is it that turns everything around but does not move itself?

    8. What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

    HEY YOU! NO NOT YOU, YOU! NO CHEATING!!

    9. I know a man who can shave ten times a day and still have a full beard. Who is he?

    10. My friend Julia was walking down Fifth Street when she found something that had no bones and no legs. She brought it home and put it on her windowsill. A week later, it walked away. What did Julia find?

    11. I can sizzle like bacon,
    I am made with an egg,
    I have plenty of backbone but lack a good leg.
    I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole;
    I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
    What am I?

    12. Hi there! Ma and Pa told me I'd better tell you that all the two-letter words in this paragraph have something in common -or else! What's the deal?

    13. The first man is the master of priceless gems;
    The second man is the master of love;
    The third man is the master of shovels;
    The fourth man is the master of big sticks;
    Who are they?

    14. What well-known object is described in this poetic riddle by the 19-century English poet Sir Edmund Goss?

    My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face,
    Careering along, yet always in place,
    The though has often come into my mind
    If I ever shall see they glorious behind.

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    1) It was just grounds or the coffee was frozen, etc.

    5) I did this for many years, I'll leave it for someone else.
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    1) It was just grounds or the coffee was frozen, etc.

    5) I did this for many years, I'll leave it for someone else.
    Well you are 1/2 as smart as me so far! those are two of the 4 I got !!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    #3 is peanuts
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    #3 is peanuts
    I dont know how goobers grow but yer wrong!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    #3 is boobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Well you are 1/2 as smart as me so far!
    That's OK because I'm twice as good looking.

    I'm calling shenanigans on the cowhide and cows thing. I say there are more dead cows (combined all time) then there are alive today that are now belts and handbags and automobile interiors.

    Besides, I wanted to post this:



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    Okay, here goes ... then must get off this machine!

    (1) spoiled

    (2) spoiled, but can relate to it. My half-sister is the same age as my son. Which makes her my son's "aunt." These things do happen in families.

    (3) Answer: a goose

    (4) spoiled, but liked the use of Roman Numerals needed in order to answer.

    (5) Haven't the foggiest notion!

    (6) spoiled.

    (7) Answer: Luck ~ both good and bad.

    (8) Answer: For the cow itself. (even if, forget who it was ... disagreed!)

    (9) spoiled

    10. Answer: A larva form of some insect.

    11. Answer: a snake

    12. Hmmm ... all contain one vowel and one consonant? Nah! Can't be right. I give up!

    13. spoiled, but would have added
    that the 3rd man easily could be Obama! He is certainly good a shovelling *something!*

    14. Answer: Her eyes
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    Good try! I'll post the answers tonite.

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    2. Sam's father is five years older than Sam's grandfather. How can this be?

    9. I know a man who can shave ten times a day and still have a full beard. Who is he?
    2. Sams grandfather is Sams mothers father, She married an older man.

    9. A barber
    I dream of the day a chicken can cross the road without it's motives being questioned.

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    How is a state religion bad, but state medicine good?
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    Anyone who makes the decision to depend upon the government to take care of their basic needs has essentially doomed himself to a life of bitter disappointment.
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