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  1. #1 THE 5TH CONDITION 
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    Hehe, just a little quiz question!

    Uncle John strolled into the office and announced, "Civics quiz, everybody!" After we whined a bit, he asked a question that sounded tough, but he assured us it was not. "According to the U.S. Constitution," he said, "five conditions must be met for a candidate to become president. He or she must: 1) be born in the United States, 2) be 35 years old or more, 3) be an American citizen, and 4) have resided in the U.S. for at least 14 years. What's the fifth condition? You may think you don't know it, but you do."

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    Be alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Be alive?

    OK! I guess whats the 6th condition!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    Be elected. Or, be selected by the electoral college.
    I dream of the day a chicken can cross the road without it's motives being questioned.

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    Anyone who makes the decision to depend upon the government to take care of their basic needs has essentially doomed himself to a life of bitter disappointment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger Rick View Post
    Be elected. Or, be selected by the electoral college.
    Bingo! You got it! So try this hard one!

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    Julia is riding a horse. Directly to her left is a hippo traveling at the same speed. In front of her is an elephant, also traveling at the same speed. Following behind her -at the same speed- is a lion. And to her right is a ledge. How will Julia make it to safety?

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    Too easy. She just waits for the Merry-Go-Round to stop and then gets off.

    I do like the idea of a hippo keeping pace with a horse though. Fast hippo.
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