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    Cops: 325-pound burglar filmed wearing garments, using sex toys
    FEBRUARY 25--An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys, cops allege.

    Jose Angel Perales, 24, was arrested Friday on burglary and theft charges in connection with the February 17 break-in at Dr. John's Lingerie Store in Davenport. Perales, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was released from custody after posting $5000 bond.

    According to a court complaint, Perales entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Perales--5’ 11” and 325 pounds--“walked around the store and shopped.”
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    Yeah, homosexuality is normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    Yeah, homosexuality is normal.
    I don't know that the guy's sexual orientation by gender was really a factor in this crime.


    There's gay, and then there are just freaks who will f#%$ anything that moves, and lots of things that don't move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I don't know that the guy's sexual orientation by gender was really a factor in this crime.


    There's gay, and then there are just freaks who will f#%$ anything that moves, and lots of things that don't move.
    Or that don't move fast enough to get away.

    The article had a description of the incident, which is both horrific and hysterically funny.

    Then, in what will surely repulse Dr. John's staffers, Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”

    The burglar “then walked out of the office naked showing the large tattoo on his back. The tattoo read “PERALES” in Old English lettering.” The distinctive ink helped cops eventually identify Perales.

    During his time inside the store, “Perales proceeded to try on female lingerie and experiment with sex toys for approximately two hours,” the complaint notes. When he departed Dr. John's he was “wearing a dress and blond wig belonging to the business.” He also left with a bag “containing various items belonging to the business.”

    Investigators estimate that the items “used and/or taken” were worth between $1000 and $2000. However, cops added, the merchandise “could not be resold and were thrown away as they had bodily fluid on them.”

    After being read his rights, Perales reportedly confessed to the heist. “Some of the taken items were located in his residence along with the clothing he was wearing the night of the burglary,” reported investigators. (1 page)
    It also included a photo of the perp (from the neck up, thankfully). I think that anyone who had to view the security camera footage needs immediate treatment for PTSD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I don't know that the guy's sexual orientation by gender was really a factor in this crime.


    There's gay, and then there are just freaks who will f#%$ anything that moves, and lots of things that don't move.
    No normal person cross dresses unless it's a costume or for a goof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I don't know that the guy's sexual orientation by gender was really a factor in this crime.


    There's gay, and then there are just freaks who will f#%$ anything that moves, and lots of things that don't move.
    they have him on camera shoving things up his ass, often this is a clue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    No normal person cross dresses unless it's a costume or for a goof.
    This guy sounds pretty goofy to me.
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