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  1. #1 Belly Button "Sesame Mixer-Catchers" 
    I hate HR Corporate Scum patriot45's Avatar
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    Some more from those crazy Japanese! And yes I'm bored ! Got my b-12 shot today and I'm wired!

    They may be rather low-tech as medical devices go but Hesogomu Karametoru (Belly Button "Sesame Mixer-Catchers", seriously) were made to help you, the user, patrol the front lines of antibacterial navel warfare.

    Maybe you don't care about the dirt, lint and other assorted debris constantly accumulating in your navel. Maybe you're oblivious to the approximately 600 types of bacteria partying 24-7 at Club Umbilicus. Maybe you have an outie.

    Regardless, swabbing the decks at the ol' navel base just got easier and pricier as well. A hefty 1,890 yen (about $24) is what you'll pay for a mere 10 specially designed cotton swabs and a tube of organic, dirt-absorbing, plant-based gel... and you WILL pay, now that we've told you what's going on down there, IN there, as you're reading this. Eww

    :Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
    I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
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    PORCUS STAPHUS ADMIN Rockntractor's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Some more from those crazy Japanese! And yes I'm bored ! Got my b-12 shot today and I'm wired!

    Old man meth, next will be the cortisone shots in the knees.
    Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
    Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness;
    Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
    21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes
    And clever in their own sight! Isaiah 5:20-21 NASB

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