This just in: NASA announced the moon will be falling out of orbit today because they no longer have enough money to keep it there due to the sequestration.
But she's been an incumbent so long that she can't lose, even though much of her district is now Hispanic.
Americans Face the Horror of Post-Sequester Life.
My personal favorite: “It wasn’t until I ate my neighbor’s pancreas that I realized president Obama was right about the sequester.”
And from the "too soon, but I make no apologies for it" department:
Sequestration claims its first victim.
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