If you can start the day without caffeine, and you can always be
cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to
give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

...Then You Are Probably


The Family Dog!


And you thought I was going to get all spiritual...