Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven:

God addresses Gore first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Gore replies: "Well, I believe I won the 2000 election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve.
And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says:

"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''


God then addresses Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man
and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says:
"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''


Then God addresses Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."