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    Default 03-12-2013, 10:20 PM
    Wait, why are you walking away? I haven't even described it to you yet! Come back here and listen.

    Remember the bold words of Captain Kirk: "Risk is our business." Do you want to live a quiet, sedentary life or one of daring culinary adventures? The latter, of course. That's why Nick of DudeFoods has the perfect cheeseburger for you. Its bread cheese, beef, Brunkow cheese and bacon give you a 4,300 calorie exploit that your descendants will talk about for generations.




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    Default 03-12-2013, 10:26 PM
    If Bloomberg see's this he'll have an aneurism!
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    Default 03-12-2013, 10:28 PM
    I did something unthinkable the other night, I had a slice of designer pizza. While not quite as decadent as your cheeseburger, the "lasagne pizza" was delicious. I would guess it came in at about 940 calories and 1600 mg of sodium.

    My objection to your cheeseburger is that it can't be eaten as a sandwich and thus would not be technically a burger. It would be a multilayer patty melt.
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    Default 03-12-2013, 11:30 PM
    Woot Pat, that monster looks greyt!!!

    I'd split it into 2-3 portions though...
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    Default 03-12-2013, 11:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    Woot Pat, that monster looks greyt!!!

    I'd split it into 2-3 portions though...
    I don't know about 2-3 portions but you might want to save one patty for a late snack.
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    Default 03-12-2013, 11:59 PM
    Try splitting it into 2-3 meals........

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    Default 03-13-2013, 12:10 AM
    Good Lord! What a way to go.
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    Default 03-15-2013, 10:56 PM
    Some people get "something in their eye" when they see videos of military folks reuniting or when someone does a nice deed for someone else, etc.

    This brings a tear to my eye. Well done Mr. DudeFoods guy.
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    Default 03-19-2013, 05:06 PM
    My designer guts would actually treat that as a whooping 379 calories.
    I don't absorb 80% of the fat I eat and only 60% of the protein I eat...and that had so few carbs as to be non-existent.

    And eating my way, my total cholesterol is 160 total...
    I know cause I eat that way all the time...not that amount but that kind of food.

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    Default 03-20-2013, 12:19 PM
    Reminds me of a title that came out a few years ago....

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