Thread: Baby Pears Will Keep You Healthy
#1 Baby Pears Will Keep You Healthy03-20-2013, 02:56 PM
Creepy Baby Pears Will Keep You Healthy, Murder You in Your Sleep!
We’ve all seen pictures online of dogs that look like their owners, clouds in the shape of giant dragons and burnt toast that some people swear contains an effigy of Jesus or the virgin Mary, but never before have we witnessed pears intentionally produced to look like sleeping human babies.
Retailing in Chinese as “happy/joyful doll pears”, the fruit is believed to be shaped during its initial stages of growth using special molds. From then, the fruit continues to expand with the same proportions until it reaches maturation as a fully-grown baby… pear… monster thing.
: “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
03-20-2013, 04:58 PM
So that's where babies come from! I was told that it was the stork!
I prefer embryonic pears. They are more helpless and they have better stem cells.--Odysseus
Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.
Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
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