Thread: This pig knocked on my door.
#1 This pig knocked on my door.SonnabendGuest03-20-2013, 11:01 PM
This pig came up to me at home yesterday with a letter in his trotter. Used the doorbell, not the knocker, asked for me by name, I said yes, he shoved a letter in my hand and said "Read, then see me later" Opened the letter, and wondered yet again how an American porcine had made it to my home..waitaminnit how did he get past Customs??
Who is it from....oh..Rockntractor. That explains it. Even our Customs didnt mess with him....whaddya know, public servants do know when to behave.
Letter was brief and concise: get my ass back here. not being willing to argue with a 400 pound muscled boar with an attitude that would make Godzilla cry for his mother..here I am.
Brief update: Retired, now full time pension carer. Other changes as well, may or may not discuss at a later stage.
Only have one question: is our widdle fwiend still around? I'll need a chew toy.
03-20-2013, 11:43 PM
Welcome back Sonna!!The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
SonnabendGuest03-20-2013, 11:50 PM
Thanks, Rock. Got your email, took me a little while to get set up.
Have a lot to do and will be here when I can.
03-20-2013, 11:54 PMThe difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
03-21-2013, 09:07 AM
GAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The Roo is back!!!!May the FORCE be with you!
03-21-2013, 12:49 PM--Odysseus
Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.
Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
SonnabendGuest03-23-2013, 02:56 AM
I am sorry we didnt have the time to talk before things took a turn for the worse, suffice it to say that my absence saw some serious changes. One of these, retirement as a carer at home, has had a good effect on me, and that lot of old issues have been put to rest. I am more "me" now than I was eighteen months ago. Helped put other things in perspective as well.
You were concerned, and justly so. Know that what needed to be done, was done. Taking a little while to adjust to the extra free time, but it isnt exactly "free" either, home issues being what they are.
I'll private message you later.
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