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  1. #1 This pig knocked on my door. 
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    This pig came up to me at home yesterday with a letter in his trotter. Used the doorbell, not the knocker, asked for me by name, I said yes, he shoved a letter in my hand and said "Read, then see me later" Opened the letter, and wondered yet again how an American porcine had made it to my home..waitaminnit how did he get past Customs??

    Who is it from....oh..Rockntractor. That explains it. Even our Customs didnt mess with him....whaddya know, public servants do know when to behave.

    Letter was brief and concise: get my ass back here. not being willing to argue with a 400 pound muscled boar with an attitude that would make Godzilla cry for his mother..here I am.

    Brief update: Retired, now full time pension carer. Other changes as well, may or may not discuss at a later stage.

    Only have one question: is our widdle fwiend still around? I'll need a chew toy.
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    Freakin' Aussies.
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    Thanks JB, glad to see you too.
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    Welcome back Sonna!!
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    Thanks, Rock. Got your email, took me a little while to get set up.

    Have a lot to do and will be here when I can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    Thanks, Rock. Got your email, took me a little while to get set up.

    Have a lot to do and will be here when I can.
    Great to have you back, you can help us with this gun control battle we are having over here, it has become quite a mess.
    It would seem we Americans don't have enough sense who to vote in for president anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    It would seem we Americans don't have enough sense who to vote in for president anymore.
    It gets worse ...

    Welcome back Sonnabend. :)
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    GAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The Roo is back!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    This pig came up to me at home yesterday with a letter in his trotter. Used the doorbell, not the knocker, asked for me by name, I said yes, he shoved a letter in my hand and said "Read, then see me later" Opened the letter, and wondered yet again how an American porcine had made it to my home..waitaminnit how did he get past Customs??

    Who is it from....oh..Rockntractor. That explains it. Even our Customs didnt mess with him....whaddya know, public servants do know when to behave.

    Letter was brief and concise: get my ass back here. not being willing to argue with a 400 pound muscled boar with an attitude that would make Godzilla cry for his mother..here I am.

    Brief update: Retired, now full time pension carer. Other changes as well, may or may not discuss at a later stage.

    Only have one question: is our widdle fwiend still around? I'll need a chew toy.
    Welcome back! Wei is still a member, but he hasn't posted in a while. I suspect that he has his hands full trying to explain to his students that socialism didn't fail, it just hasn't been tried.
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    Thanks, Colonel.

    I am sorry we didnt have the time to talk before things took a turn for the worse, suffice it to say that my absence saw some serious changes. One of these, retirement as a carer at home, has had a good effect on me, and that lot of old issues have been put to rest. I am more "me" now than I was eighteen months ago. Helped put other things in perspective as well.

    You were concerned, and justly so. Know that what needed to be done, was done. Taking a little while to adjust to the extra free time, but it isnt exactly "free" either, home issues being what they are.

    I'll private message you later.
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