This guy I was sharing lanes with told me this, after we discussed how cold the pool was that day and I told him it wasn't the coldest place I ever swam, that would be Jackson Lake, in the Grand Tetons.

He responded with:

"Isn't that near Colorado, where they just made gay marriage and marijuana legal? It is as the Bible says: if a man lies with another man as if he were a woman, they must be stoned".