Congratulations Will Pitt and welcome Lola Jane Pitt

**SarasotaRepub** · 04-01-2013, 07:24 PM

Congrats to the Pittster, wifey, and the new rugrat!!!

Mon Apr 1, 2013, 03:03 PM
devilgrrl

Congratulations Will Pitt and welcome Lola Jane Pitt

Will's a dad!!!

Congratulations!!!

**Bailey** · 04-01-2013, 07:34 PM

I really hope his daughter will grow up to be the thing he most despises.......A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. LOL

**DumbAss Tanker** · 04-01-2013, 07:43 PM

Actual biological father to be revealed in 24 business hours.

**Madisonian** · 04-01-2013, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Bailey

I really hope his daughter will grow up to be the thing he most despises.......A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. LOL

That decides to go to Hillsdale then enters the Army via an ROTC enlistment.

**Bailey** · 04-01-2013, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Madisonian

That decides to go to Hillsdale then enters the Army via an ROTC enlistment.

Yes that would be delicious, I like the way that you think :)

**Novaheart** · 04-01-2013, 09:00 PM

I'm confused. I thought that William Pitt was a cloistered alcoholic on disability. How did he become a parent?

**Bailey** · 04-01-2013, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Novaheart

I'm confused. I thought that William Pitt was a cloistered alcoholic on disability. How did he become a parent?

Well since you are gay I will explain the birds and the bee's, he took his penis and instead of sticking in a man he did it to a woman and well you should be able to google the rest.

**Novaheart** · 04-01-2013, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by Bailey

Well since you are gay I will explain the birds and the bee's, he took his penis and instead of sticking in a man he did it to a woman and well you should be able to google the rest.

ewwww I don't believe you!

**SarasotaRepub** · 04-01-2013, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Novaheart

ewwww I don't believe you!

Alright, now that was damn funny!!!

Will pretends to be a writer but he's getting $$$ from Raven (Mom) in one of those Trust Fund Baby accounts. He somehow talked his wife into a marriage which is amazing as he himself admits he's a drunk with an explosive temper. A good example when he went after bobbolink one time.

Hopefully the parenting responsibility will help but I bet all one would have
to do is yell "BU$H" and he'd freak...

**Lanie** · 04-01-2013, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Bailey

Well since you are gay I will explain the birds and the bee's, he took his penis and instead of sticking in a man he did it to a woman and well you should be able to google the rest.

I don't buy it. He would have been talking the girl to death. No woman would put up with that. This is an alien's baby.

Poor kid will be begging to get away from his lectures. lol. j/k

Congrats, Will Pitt. Try to be okay with your kid having a difference of opinion. You strike me as the intolerant type.