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  1. #1 A koala was sitting in a gum tree 
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    A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

    When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

    The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

    So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few hits. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

    The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

    The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

    'Hey you!'

    So the koala looked down at him and said,

    'DUUUUuuuuuuude... How much water did you drink?
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    You get demerits for that one!!!
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    I guess I should be glad I did not post up the bad one even tho the admin says good, bad and in between.


    Don't throw me in the briar patch Boss...
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    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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    No Bull
    We recently spent $2,500 on a young Black Angus bull. We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    Holy crap! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!

    I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint
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