Thread: Bacon!! To the extreme!
#1 Bacon!! To the extreme!04-02-2013, 07:52 PM
Alright I bet you never thought of bacon for this!!
Recently, Bill Gates noted that the condom is the single best method of preventing unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases, and challenged inventors to come up with a better condom that would promote regular use.
Well, Bill, consider it done. Behold, the Bacon Condom by J & D's Foods (whose motto is "Everything should taste like bacon") ... and yes, it's lubricated with "Baconlube," a water-based meat-flavored personal lubricant.
: Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.
I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
04-02-2013, 08:33 PMMay the FORCE be with you!
04-02-2013, 08:34 PM
Not so odd, the Arabs used to use sheep intestines, of course we refined the practice by removing the intestines from the sheep first.The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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