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    Wed Apr 10, 2013, 05:02 PM
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    Has anyone here ever eaten cat food?

    How does it taste? Just getting prepared.
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    My cousin visited China a number of years ago. When she asked about the meat on menus it was always chicken. One day she was on a sampan touring the Yangtze River. There was a restaurant on board and the menu had an item called "civic". When she act the waiter what it was he replied, "rat soup". She did not eat any more meat the rest of the 3 weeks she was there.

    But she did have a McDonalds hamburger when she got to Bangkok, Thailand. Though I wonder where their beef came from there.
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    Does chunk light tuna in water count?
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    Oooh think rat burger, forget cat food!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marv View Post
    Does chunk light tuna in water count?
    I prefer my tuna packed in olive oil, so yes tuna in water is cat food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I prefer my tuna packed in olive oil, so yes tuna in water is cat food.
    Hear, hear! Tuna in water is an abomination, compared to tuna packed in oil.

    And of course I've never eaten cat food, why, if I spent my money on frivolities such as that, I mightn't have enough ten dollar bills handy to wipe my ass when I have to visit the bathroom, harrumph!

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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Oooh think rat burger, forget cat food!
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    Wed Apr 10, 2013, 05:02 PM
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    Has anyone here ever eaten cat food?

    How does it taste? Just getting prepared.
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    K, now that I got this off my chest, can of cat food $1.29. You can buy a 12 pack of ramen noodles from Walmart for $1.69 and eat for a week. But to answer the question, I've never eaten cat food but I've eaten pussy.
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    I'd guess that UP has eaten cat food before, and probably not because s/he was too poor to buy people food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    *blows in mike* Is this thing on? NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS! YOU FRIGGING DU MORONS, IT'S YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER DRIVING YOU DOWN THE SHITHOLE!

    K, now that I got this off my chest, can of cat food $1.29. You can buy a 12 pack of ramen noodles from Walmart for $1.69 and eat for a week. But to answer the question, I've never eaten cat food but I've eaten pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    Wait! I though the rainbow farting Unicorns were supposed to come...

    I wonder how unicorns taste when roasted over a fire.
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