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    A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment. Why?

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    Oww my brain hurts! I just like posting these, not answering them!

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    He's a midget and can't reach the last 2 buttons. When someone else is in the elevator, they can hit the 12th floor for him and when it's raining he uses his umbrella.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    He's a midget and can't reach the last 2 buttons. When someone else is in the elevator, they can hit the 12th floor for him and when it's raining he uses his umbrella.
    What he said ^^^^

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    I can respect someone who I do not agree with, but I have NO respect for someone who puts others down in a public forum. That is the hallmark of someone who has no integrity, and cannot be trusted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    What he said ^^^^

    (That's "little person" NJ.)
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    Why wouldn't he take his umbrella with him every day if that's the case?
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