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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I wonder how unicorns taste when roasted over a fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I wonder how unicorns taste when roasted over a fire.
    As all other things we've never eaten before; like chicken
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I wonder how unicorns taste when roasted over a fire.
    Burnt Skittles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I wonder how unicorns taste when roasted over a fire.
    Hehe, you'd be surprised - they taste just like a manatee!

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    I'm more of a dog person.

    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I wonder how unicorns taste when roasted over a fire.
    Order it and find out:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
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    Order it and find out:
    No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Tasty Magical Beast Diagram Parts Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I wonder how unicorns taste when roasted over a fire.
    Like Lucky Charms, I think.
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    10. Many cats bring their dead prey home to their humans as a gift.

    We might actually have to start using cats to hunt for our food.
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    I have taken a bite of dry cat food just because I was curious. Not bad. Not good, but not bad. lol

    I was discussing this with my mom recently. A can of cat food costs what? Maybe seventy cents if you buy it cheap? For fifty to seventy cents (where I live), you can buy a can of soup (generic soup, like dollar store).

    You can live off of Ramon noddles for pennies. There's really no need to live off of cat food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Typical Democrat. Dependent on anyone or anything but themselves.
    Exactly. People need to get a gun and hunt for their own food. Oh, wait.
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