This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the barter system, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"