The Story Line:
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

T or F? damifino but funny as all get out.

Better to be safe than.............to punch a 5th grader.

Never underestimate the power of............termites.

You can lead a horse to water but...............how?

Don't bite the hand that..................looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a..........................Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new..............math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll......stink in the morning.

Love all, trust........................................me.

The pen is mightier than the...................pigs.

An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's..................pollution.

Happy the bride who.........................gets all the gifts.

A penny saved is...................................not much.

Two's company, three's...................the Musketeers.

Don't put off till tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.

None are so blind as.............................Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.

When the blind leadeth the blind.......get out of the way.

Better late than............................pregnant.