She has been swollen for a week and a half since she was bit by a timber rattler.
Now she can't get a date because of the fat face.
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
I've known a few guys who've collected WW II fire arms. Right now one of them is hoping to get a Walter P-38 to add to his collection.
I'm going to tell him about the 44 and see if he might want...
Yep and another 60 million will vote for Teh Donuld. That makes approximately 120 million dumbasses
1958: The U.S. Senate passed the Alaska statehood bill by a vote of 64-20.
Too bad she didn't get an interstate.
60 years ago President Eisenhower signed the Interstate hi way act.
Fastest growing economy on earth. Not hard to see how in 30 years they will be the hegemony in the world.