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    Two French diplomats who have never seen each other met at the French consulate in New York and decide to have a drink together in a nearby bar. Incidentally, one is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?

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    The diplomats are husband and wife. Both are blind.

    Brass ring please........

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    Test tube baby.

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    Hmmm, looks like two brass rings.

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    And for yet another possibility ...

    "A" has the son. "B" is the father of A's son.

    Being diplomats, they travel in the same circles with their wives/girlfriends in tow. B ... the rat ... had an affair with A's wife/girlfriend.

    Plus, they are both blind as Marv said. The resulting child's paternity would not be obvious to poor A and therefore no animosity between the two need ensue.
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    One had an affair with the other's wife. They don't know each other, nor do they know the true paternity of the son. It's not as dramatic as the other answers, but it is very French.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marv View Post
    The diplomats are husband and wife. Both are blind.

    Brass ring please........

    Ok Marv you are the CU genious of the day!

    But riddle me this:

    If you lose this, you are saddened, outraged, perplexed and inconvenienced.

    If you lose two of these you are blissfully oblivious.

    What is it?

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    I still think it was a test tune baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LukeEDay View Post
    I still think it was a test tune baby.
    Naw - it's your hand or foot gloves (sox)
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