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    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
    10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
    9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
    7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
    6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
    5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
    4. “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
    3. The only expense covered 100% is…. “Embalming.”
    2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
    1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
    10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
    9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
    7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
    6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
    5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
    4. “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
    3. The only expense covered 100% is…. “Embalming.”
    2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
    1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
    And the most obvious one:
    Your employer is no longer in business.
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