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  1. #1 Have we all seen the sorority email from HELL? (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) 
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    An officer of the U of Maryland sorority, Delta Gamma, was apparently not happy with the behavior of sorority members. The officer felt that the sorority sisters were not participating properly in campus and Greek events. So she wrote them a nice little email.....

    From Gawker

    (Sorry in advance for the offensiveness. I don't even recognize some of the terms in here.)

    Just read the Lounge rules and I think I broke them.

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    Apparently this young lady has a way with words on Twitter: http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA
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    I bet this woman is a wildcat in the sack. I wish I was in college :'(
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    My server blocked it.


    I can guess, though. I was a Tri-Sigma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    My server blocked it.


    I can guess, though. I was a Tri-Sigma.
    Noonie, I am going to send it to your inbox here on the board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    My server blocked it.


    I can guess, though. I was a Tri-Sigma.
    LOL, my mother was too. My father used to do a football-like cheer - "Sigga-ma! Sigga-ma! Sigga-ma!"
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    Just read the whole thing. Fabulous. Like Miss Manners on meth.
    "Punch yourself in the face right now so I don't have to find you and do it myself!"
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    Thanks, Elspeth.


    I quit the Tri Sigs my senior year, without going through the official process, so I still have my pin and all. Basically, joining a sorority was my way of paying my bar bill for the semester up front. I really have few memories of my pledge semester. It was basically one drunken party after another.

    I can picture our pledgemaster or the girl who was The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi writing an email like this though. They sent me certified letters every couple of months demanding my pin back until I graduated. My black roommate and I set them up-the President called me and asked if she could come get my pin back, and I told her to come by at a certain time. My roommate called a male friend of hers and had him come over to answer the door. The Sig asked if I was there and he started yelling at her that "no bitches see her without asking me first". That's when the certified letters started.
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    I love the "c#$t punch part lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Just read the whole thing. Fabulous. Like Miss Manners on meth.
    "Punch yourself in the face right now so I don't have to find you and do it myself!"
    There was quite a bit of speculation online as to which substance the young lady had used before sending out that email. The winner was cocaine, but I could see meth too.
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