My sister had a joke for me when I was in the sorority:
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
Just get her really drunk first (I suggest daring her to drink from a funnel), don't give her your real name and leave her in a motel room before she wakes up in the morning. You wouldn't be the first to do it to her, nor will you be the last.
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