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  1. #1 Women who wear skimpy clothing cause earthquakes: Iranian cleric 
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    Women who wear skimpy clothing cause earthquakes: Iranian cleric

    Rick Moran

    This might be true. Nothing like watching a burqa-clad woman with the garment raised above the ankle to get my heart palpitating. Now imagine that increased heartbeat magnified by many thousands.

    Presto! The earth moves.

    Women who wear revealing clothing and behave immorally are responsible for earthquakes, this is what a senior Iranian cleric has to say.

    The cleric's unusual explanation for quakes follows the prediction made by the country's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, that a quake is certain to rock Tehran and many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate to save their lives.

    Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told the country's media that women who do not dress in dignified manner "lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society".

    According to Sedighi, the only way to escape the disaster is to take refuge in religion and adapt to Islam's moral codes.

    Seismologists have predicted a major earthquake in Tehran in the near future.Tehran is located on several fault lines, including one more than 50 miles long, although it hasn't suffered any major quake in the last 180 years. OneIndia News.
    It's not nice to make fun of another's beliefs - except when those beliefs are so outrageously stupid that the only way to deal with them is to make sport of such idiocy.


    This is a nation about to get its hands on nuclear weapons. Imagine the pearls of wisdom that will flow from that.



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    Could you imagine if you had a group of scantily clad woman on one side of an island and men saw them, the resulting tip shake action would dump them all in the ocean!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Earthquakes in my pants maybe but in the earth? I doubt it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Earthquakes in my pants maybe but in the earth? I doubt it.
    well, small tremor maybe.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    well, small tremor maybe.
    Screw you, its a 9.0 on the richter scale :D
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    At least now we'll know who to blame when the big one hits California!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Screw you, its a 9.0 on the richter scale :D
    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    At least now we'll know who to blame when the big one hits California!
    Are you calling Bailey the big one?

    Not to be a downer, but let's remember that Hojjatoleslam Kazem Seddiqi is a Friday Prayer Leader for Tehran, which means that he is the officially designated government spokesman for the Friday afternoon prayers in the capitol, as well as the University of Tehran. This is not a minor cleric, but a major figure in the government and a possible successor to Ayatollah Ali Khameini, who appointed him to the job. In a few short years, this could be the man in charge of Iran's nukes. We laugh now, but this is as scary as it is funny.
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    If muzzies weren't so dangerous to the rest of decent society they would be comedy gold.
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