#1 Swaziland bans witches from flying above 150metres on broomsticks05-17-2013, 04:18 PMSwaziland has launched a crackdown on high-flying witches after banning them from hovering above 150metres.
It has been a long time since witches were burnt at the stake in Europe but the accusation remains a serious one in the landlocked African country.
Anyone caught flying their broomstick above the height limit faces arrest and a hefty R500,000 fine, the country’s civil aviation authorities said this week.
‘A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the [150-metre] limit,’ corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini told The Star. ...
Now I want to see someone actually do this.
05-17-2013, 04:28 PM
I'm going to apply for the job of enforcement officer, for a nice annual salary, and what's more, I won't even have to leave the US to enforce this ban. I personally guarantee that on my watch, no one will fly a broomstick higher than 150 meters, as long as we can keep Hillary out of Swaziland.
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05-17-2013, 04:46 PM
About time they cracked down on those witches.In memory of Ahmed Merabet, Rafael Ramos, and Wenjian Liu.
05-17-2013, 05:27 PM
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You mean Harry Potter isn't real???May the FORCE be with you!
05-17-2013, 06:16 PMWitchcraft is taken seriously in Swaziland where many people believe in the power of black magic.
Last year a leading Swazi MP called for a hike in tax paid by witch doctors to help ease the cash-strapped country’s financial woes.Be Not Afraid.
05-20-2013, 11:57 AM
No witches want to fly over Swaziland. There are better places to see.
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