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    I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

    I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

    I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;

    42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;

    Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

    I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

    I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;

    42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;

    Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
    You forgot President Empty Suit, Vice President Captain Gaffer, their families and the rest of the White House staff.
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    D***, that's who it was!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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