By HARRY HAWKINS
Last Updated: 14th June 2013
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A MAN dialled 999 to complain to police that a prostitute was UGLY after meeting her outside a hotel.

The caller told West Midlands Police he wanted "to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

But an officer in the call centre at Solihull, Birmingham, responded by telling the man the woman had not committed any offences and explained to him that soliciting for sex was illegal.

The force has now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.

A spokesman for West Midlands Police said: “A 999 call was received by police at around 7:30pm on Tuesday evening from a man wishing to complain about a sex worker he had met on a hotel car park.

“The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.

“When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police.

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Sometimes them ho's is so ugly it's an emergency!