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    A 74-year-old South Carolina man was arrested early yesterday for prostitution after he allegedly offered to perform sexual acts on a pair of undercover cops.

    According to a police report, Thomas Mills flashed his carís headlights to get the attention of Myrtle Beach Police Department officers at around 2:15 AM. He then ďasked about the size of the U/C officers genitals, asking to see them,Ē police reported.
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    Reminds me of this joke:

    Why do you always take two Mormons fishing with you?

    Because if you only take one he'll drink up all your beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    Reminds me of this joke:

    Why do you always take two Mormons fishing with you?

    Because if you only take one he'll drink up all your beer.
    I heard that one before, only with Baptists instead of Mormons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    A 74-year-old South Carolina man was arrested early yesterday for prostitution after he allegedly offered to perform sexual acts on a pair of undercover cops.

    According to a police report, Thomas Mills flashed his carís headlights to get the attention of Myrtle Beach Police Department officers at around 2:15 AM. He then ďasked about the size of the U/C officers genitals, asking to see them,Ē police reported.
    Read More>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...te-bust-879412
    During World War II, an aide read to Winston Churchill an account in a tabloid: A 75 year-old man on a cold January day, with the temperature 35 degrees below freezing, had propositioned a 19 year-old girl to have sex on the grass in Hyde Park.

    Churchill replied to the aide, "Over seventy-five! Below-zero temperature! It makes you proud to be an Englishman!"
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