#1 Preacher and the Redneck............06-26-2013, 05:58 PM
Baptist Preacher Seated Next to a Redneck on Airplane
After the plane took off, the Redneck asked for a whiskey and ice, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The Redneck then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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