Baptist Preacher Seated Next to a Redneck on Airplane

After the plane took off, the Redneck asked for a whiskey and ice, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The Redneck then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."