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    I do not breath, yet I run.
    I do not eat, yet I sleep.
    I do not drink, yet I swim.
    I do not think, yet I grow.
    I cannot see you, but you see me every day.
    What am I?

    Think you know what it is?

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    My leg
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    My leg
    Yup!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Wow ! I guess that was easy...... or JB was right, y'all cheated!

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    1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name?

    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?

    4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

    5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?

    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.....How is this possible?

    7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?

    8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?

    9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name?
    June.

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    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.....How is this possible?
    He lives in a part of the world where summer is during our winter time.

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    9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
    1st.

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    10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
    Is.

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    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
    One.
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    A pox on thee retread!!!

    I have been trying to just read in here lately, not post. Just couldn't resist this, you beast!

    (1) Johnny
    (2) meat
    (3) Mt. Everest
    (4) none
    (5) incorrectly
    (6) He was born in the southern hemisphere
    (7) You need a CAMERA to take pictures
    (8) Barack Hussein Obama
    (9) At home posting the answers to this quiz
    (10) neither
    (11)none ... combines turn haystacks into bales, if I'm not mistaken.

    And am now off to bed. ~ ABC
    Last edited by ABC in Georgia; 06-30-2013 at 01:16 AM. Reason: Changed "you" to "thee" For scholars in here! :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name?
    Johnny

    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?
    Meats


    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?
    Mt. Everest


    4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
    There is no dirt in a hole.


    5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?
    Incorrectly

    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.....How is this possible?
    Billy is probably Australian or some other place below the equator.

    7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?
    Because in California or anywhere else, you need a camera to take a picture of a man.


    8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?
    Barack Hussein Obama II


    9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
    2nd place

    10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
    Neither. The yolk is usually yellow


    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
    1 big haystack
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