Take ALL full names of all the POTUS and write them up, you might note there is one single name that did not and never will fit:
Barack Hussein Obama
And we followed that with:
Of course it's made up, they wouldn't know the truth if it bit them on the ass.
I think this is a joke. Nobody seriously says they're temporarily rooming with their mom for thirty something years. Gotta be fake.
Sounds like part of the lyrics toward the end of Tupac's "hit em up." If anyone here knows the old song, that is.