Thread: About my dog.....
#1 About my dog.....07-01-2013, 10:41 PM
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:
PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUTOUR DOG!!!!!
YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, YES, HE DID MAUL FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, YES, HE CHEWED OFF THE LEFT FOOT OF FIVE "REID FOR PRESIDENT" DEMONSTRATORS AND, DAM IT, YES...HE MUTILATED NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PALESTINIAN TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT - HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!
"One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors."-----PlatoIt's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
07-01-2013, 11:26 PMMay the FORCE be with you!
07-01-2013, 11:45 PM
Oh, like they even make "Reid for President" t-shirts...--Odysseus
Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.
Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
07-02-2013, 12:26 AM
How about just renting the dog out every now and then, huh?
Good one Retread!!!This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
~ William Shakespeare
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