IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUTOUR DOG!!!!!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, YES, HE DID MAUL FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, YES, HE CHEWED OFF THE LEFT FOOT OF FIVE "REID FOR PRESIDENT" DEMONSTRATORS AND, DAM IT, YES...HE MUTILATED NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PALESTINIAN TAXI DRIVER.


FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!






NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,

BUT - HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!



"One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors."-----Plato