Thread: About my dog.....
#1 About my dog.....07-01-2013, 10:41 PM
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:
PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUTOUR DOG!!!!!
YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, YES, HE DID MAUL FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, YES, HE CHEWED OFF THE LEFT FOOT OF FIVE "REID FOR PRESIDENT" DEMONSTRATORS AND, DAM IT, YES...HE MUTILATED NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PALESTINIAN TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT - HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!
"One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors."-----PlatoIt's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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