Results 1 to 6 of 6

Hybrid View

  1. #1 Woman warned beach-goers "only lesbians can park" before breaking truck's window 
    Moderator txradioguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Bavaria
    Posts
    7,623
    Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.

    It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.

    Just ask these two women about it.

    On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.

    As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/str...,6341592.story
    In Memory Of My Friend 1st Sgt. Tim Millsap A Co, 70th Eng. Bn. 3rd Bde 1st AD...K.I.A. 25 April 2005

    Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

    To Achieve Ordered Liberty You Must Have Moral Order As Well

    The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years. The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.
    Reply With Quote  
     

  2. #2  
    Power CUer
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Northern Virginia
    Posts
    11,361
    Operative word in the story.....

    "Florida".....
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
    Reply With Quote  
     

  3. #3  
    LTC Member Odysseus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    FT Belvoir, VA
    Posts
    15,638
    Quote Originally Posted by txradioguy View Post
    Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.

    It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.

    Just ask these two women about it.

    On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.

    As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/str...,6341592.story
    How did she know that the two women in the truck weren't lesbians?

    And how much have things changed when the "love that dare not speak its name" is now the love that enforces its parking privileges with vandalism?

    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Operative word in the story.....

    "Florida".....
    The Sentinel apparently has a section called "Flori-duh." http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/

    Maybe she can share a cell with this one:

    FloriDUH
    Weird, wacky, strange news from the Sunshine State

    Woman gets naked at a bar — and she's not a dancer. Mug

    By Barbara Hijek February 24, 2011 07:08 AM
    Traci Batcher drank three or four drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room after midnight Sunday before deciding to come out of her shell: She shed her clothes and returned to the bar — stark naked, reports the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.

    When the bar manager directed Batcher to return to the restroom and put her clothes back on, she locked herself inside the bathroom. So the manager called 911, according to the arrest affidavit.

    The responding deputy ordered Batcher to unlock the bathroom door. She refused, so the manager unlocked the door for the deputy.
    Batcher walked out topless.

    According to the affidavit, the deputy ordered her to put her clothing on, but she just stood there and asked why. The manager then handed the deputy a T-shirt to cover her up.

    When asked why she had walked through the bar nude, Batcher told the deputy, "You don't understand, I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years."
    Ugh?

    The deputy did the math.

    It didn't add up: Batcher was 34 years old.

    Batcher was charged with indecent behavior and indecent exposure, according to the Sheriff's Office.

    For curious readers who are wondering what's up with the goatee-thingy on her chin, here is the back-story:

    It seems while Batcher was handcuffed and seated on the intake bench at the jail, she fell forward and hit her chin on the ground. The cut required some stitches, according to the affidavit.
    Batcher's occupation on the probable cause affidavit is listed as an assistant manager at Walgreen's.
    Photo: Sarasota County Sheriff's Office
    --Odysseus
    Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.

    Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
    Reply With Quote  
     

  4. #4  
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    8,932
    I'm thinkin someone slipped Batcher a Mickey.
    Reply With Quote  
     

  5. #5  
    Power CUer NJCardFan's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    15,869
    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    I'm thinkin someone slipped Batcher a Mickey.
    They don't call them Mickey's anymore. They're called roofies now.
    The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
    Reply With Quote  
     

  6. #6  
    Senior Member Meshuga Mikey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    San Anselmo CA
    Posts
    372
    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Operative word in the story.....

    "Florida".....

    I must admit as a long time San Francrisco Bay Area Dweller...i was almost certain .that this incident HAD have come down in San Francrisco!

    when the world goes to hell in a handcart...the locations secondary
    Reply With Quote  
     

Bookmarks
Bookmarks
Posting Permissions
  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •