#1 Woman warned beach-goers "only lesbians can park" before breaking truck's window
07-10-2013, 04:41 AM
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- Apr 2005
Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.
It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.
Just ask these two women about it.
On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.
As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.
07-10-2013, 09:15 AM
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- May 2008
- Northern Virginia
Operative word in the story.....
"Florida"....."Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
07-10-2013, 09:55 AM
And how much have things changed when the "love that dare not speak its name" is now the love that enforces its parking privileges with vandalism?
Maybe she can share a cell with this one:
Weird, wacky, strange news from the Sunshine State
Woman gets naked at a bar — and she's not a dancer. Mug
By Barbara Hijek February 24, 2011 07:08 AM
Traci Batcher drank three or four drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room after midnight Sunday before deciding to come out of her shell: She shed her clothes and returned to the bar — stark naked, reports the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.
When the bar manager directed Batcher to return to the restroom and put her clothes back on, she locked herself inside the bathroom. So the manager called 911, according to the arrest affidavit.
The responding deputy ordered Batcher to unlock the bathroom door. She refused, so the manager unlocked the door for the deputy.
Batcher walked out topless.
According to the affidavit, the deputy ordered her to put her clothing on, but she just stood there and asked why. The manager then handed the deputy a T-shirt to cover her up.
When asked why she had walked through the bar nude, Batcher told the deputy, "You don't understand, I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years."
The deputy did the math.
It didn't add up: Batcher was 34 years old.
Batcher was charged with indecent behavior and indecent exposure, according to the Sheriff's Office.
For curious readers who are wondering what's up with the goatee-thingy on her chin, here is the back-story:
It seems while Batcher was handcuffed and seated on the intake bench at the jail, she fell forward and hit her chin on the ground. The cut required some stitches, according to the affidavit.
Batcher's occupation on the probable cause affidavit is listed as an assistant manager at Walgreen's.
Photo: Sarasota County Sheriff's Office--Odysseus
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07-10-2013, 02:03 PM
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- Jun 2008
I'm thinkin someone slipped Batcher a Mickey.
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