Thread: What Ammo Shortage?
#1 What Ammo Shortage?07-17-2013, 11:17 PM
An elderly gentleman, this morning, lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo at Wal-Mart. He placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back
home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in the passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
He thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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